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Today's Horoscope

Recently, I have enjoyed reading horoscopes. I mentioned that I get one on my phone each day. The reason isn't because I think the stars have any sort of wisdom or anything like that. I don't think the signs mean that much, really. The reason I enjoy them is because they usually just offer good general advice. There is a sort of wisdom in the general. Today I got a really good one:
Libra
You're easily
contented and a
bit too sweet.
Let a good
example inspire
you.

It's nothing too specific and anyone can easily pull advice from that. And that's why I like them. They help offer a nice outside perspective. Also, it's funny when I get one that says something along the lines of "Don't get out of bed today".

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kitanaor
Jan. 23rd, 2002 01:02 pm (UTC)
LIBRA

Dang you've embarrassed yourself! Or you will soon. Perhaps right after you read this horoscope. But what is embarrassment? It is something only you can inflict upon yourself. Most of the time, the thing you are embarrassed about isn't even perceived by the person who has observed the embarrassing behavior. Sure, once in awhile you'll fart and someone does notice, but most of the time they don't.* This week, be not ashamed. Also, stay away from Aquarius and starches.

*For tips on the best place to fart, see Taurus.
patrick
Jan. 23rd, 2002 01:13 pm (UTC)
See my previous entry for my embarrassing moment. :P
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