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The christmas party was alright. Nothing too special about it. Hanging out with work people isn't really my favorite thing to do in the whole world.
We did a gift exchange and I got sex stuff. A condom, lub, massage oil, and a chocolate shower bar. Any of you fine ladies out there want to play with me? I have no one to use this stuff with.

After the party, I hung out with Kim and Ryan. Cool to see them both. It's been a while since I hung out with Kim.

And now, I think it's time to sleep. Days off are never long enough.

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evan
Dec. 17th, 2001 07:49 am (UTC)
eeep
Sex stuff.
toddv
Dec. 17th, 2001 09:48 am (UTC)
*coughs*
*looks around nervously*



*sheepishly raises hand*
patrick
Dec. 17th, 2001 04:43 pm (UTC)
hehe. oh todd, there is only two problems with you volunteering.
1. you have an SO. I would feel wrong.
2. You are hardly a fine lady.
toddv
Dec. 17th, 2001 10:24 pm (UTC)
1. Dude, I won't tell if you don't. Shhh.

2. Oh. I see. You gonna hate on me twice in one week? Ppfft! Don't even GO there, sister.
patrick
Dec. 18th, 2001 01:32 am (UTC)
1. Well, I can keep a secert...
2. Don't get me wrong, you are one fine piece of man meat. but I was asking for a lady.
Maybe you just don't have big enough boobs?
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