January 25th, 2005

villain

I am the best lover ever!

I have decided to make my life more interesting by creating a fictional
account of how I broke my tailbone. I was talking to a customer at work and
she suggested that I tell people that I broke it while skiing or
snowboarding. I think that is a pretty good idea because then, at least,
I'm not some dumb drunk who fell down the stairs.

In general, I think I'm too truthful. I should really lie about things more
often.
Isn't that really what being confident about yourself is, anyways? Being
able to lie convincingly?