“Hey, this is Chris, this is not Pat. This is Pat's livejournal. I get to post. I'm special; I'm a rockstar. We're at Pat's house. We've been drinking since about, oh, 7 o'clock. We've killed about gallon, we killed a gallon of vodka. Um, yea, we all think we are having sex with each other but we only have one girl so...
Transcribed by: patrick