July 30th, 2004

villain

I love taco bell but there are two things that I don't like about them

I went to taco bell today to get lunch. I bought myself a burrito from that
new 'full' menu, which is selling on the idea that these are bigger food
items and are a great deal. All I got from there was the most upset stomach
I have ever gotten from eating taco bell food, though. This saddens me. I
wonder, was it me that changed or was it the quality of the food that has
changed? Or maybe I needed to be drinking a Mountain Dew instead of water.
The Mountain Dew helps your stomach break down the taco meat and beans,
which are normally too difficult for stomach acids to break down. And I bet
you thought that drinking Mountain Dew was bad for you, too!