December 9th, 2003

villain

Phone Post: Wimmens love the Patr0ck

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“Oh my goodness, we're at Dantes and Violent Femmes are playing now.

[All begin singing "Blister In The Sun" with occasional shouts from ladies who are clearly pawing Patr0ck's clothes from his body. Whenever he sings about his big hands, the honeys all scream. It's quite clear this phone post was made mid-orgy.]

Oh, and my cigarette just got ash on the table. And I don't really know what to say. I'm drunk! [A female voice whispers: "Patrick's dong is gigantic."] I had Santorum shots tonight. [A woman hollers: "Patrick, put your pants back on!"] Oh my God! My pants are off. Uhm, fighting? [At this point, all the women begin to argue over who gets to take Patrick home.] Fighting penises! Oh, and I fought Quentin...in the alley...and I'm being led on in this conversation here 'cause I don't know what to say. Goodnight, says Laural.”

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Last night, there was a lot of drinking. More drinking then I had done in a while at dante's. It was good times, for sure. We tried the Santorum shot while there and it's pretty good. For those of you that don't know, I'll put the recipe here, too.
  • 1/2 oz of dirty ass well vodka
  • 1/2 oz of creme de cacao (dark)
  • A dash of cream
  • A healthy splash of seltzer water (soda water may work)
  • Place hand over top of shot glass. Slam on table and voila! A frothy brownish mixture!
It tastes great and looks gross, just like it's namesake! I recommend checking out that Santorum website, too. Dan Savage is a funny man and it's an amusing, albit gross, read.

It's pretty slow here at work today. I'm hungry and am wishing for lunch right about now.
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