March 7th, 2003


(no subject)

one time, i was patrick - and i had all the ladies of the world in the palm of my hand. and one time they all wanted a piece, and i was like no, but they were like please and i was like ehh ok.

and then one time i was stupid and i thought i knew how to spell PIECE BUT I DIDn"T AND I WAS SO DUMB THAT MY PENIS FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMF