Do you generally take a shower or a bath?
I wash myself with hot sand because there is no water here
How frequently do you cleanse yourself by water?
More than once a day
One time everyday, without fail
Everyday that I work, but I often skip days where I don't
Every other day
I'm closer to weekly than daily
I told you, I wash myself in sand!
Do you ever wash behind your ears?
My mamma told me to never forget to wash there!
Occasionally, when I'm feeling extra vigorous with my soaping.
People actually do that?
Alternately, you can harass me via cell phone while I drive around Seattle. If I'm near you, I might stop by and say hi!