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And since my job keeps me away from the computer all day, I expect to see lots of answers and comments by the time I get back!

Poll #784889 Bathing

Do you generally take a shower or a bath?

A shower
41(97.6%)
A bath
0(0.0%)
I wash myself with hot sand because there is no water here
1(2.4%)

How frequently do you cleanse yourself by water?

More than once a day
5(12.2%)
One time everyday, without fail
20(48.8%)
Everyday that I work, but I often skip days where I don't
9(22.0%)
Every other day
4(9.8%)
I'm closer to weekly than daily
2(4.9%)
I told you, I wash myself in sand!
1(2.4%)

Do you ever wash behind your ears?

My mamma told me to never forget to wash there!
13(31.0%)
Occasionally, when I'm feeling extra vigorous with my soaping.
18(42.9%)
People actually do that?
11(26.2%)


Alternately, you can harass me via cell phone while I drive around Seattle. If I'm near you, I might stop by and say hi!

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nder
Aug. 3rd, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
dailyish, pending mad scientist distraction levels . so 3-5 time a week, depending.
ah, the utter filthy joy of being single for so long.
kayetea
Aug. 3rd, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC)
Dude I guess i'm dirty compaired to most of your friends. It takes me like 30 min to straighten my hair so if I've taken the time the day before i dont wanna get it wet and do the whole thing over again!
suxdonut
Aug. 3rd, 2006 05:52 pm (UTC)
a job???!11
patrick
Aug. 4th, 2006 04:01 am (UTC)
I know, right? It's only part time, but that's better than nothing.
suxdonut
Aug. 4th, 2006 08:11 am (UTC)
sweeeet congratz!
endquote
Aug. 3rd, 2006 06:30 pm (UTC)
What do you do at the new gig that requires driving around?
patrick
Aug. 4th, 2006 04:04 am (UTC)
I'm a courier for the Seattle Weekly. I'm collection money from businesses that advertise as well as picking up artwork or dropping off various stuff, too. My mom likes to joke that I'm breaking kneecaps for money for them.
papasfritas
Aug. 3rd, 2006 07:31 pm (UTC)
Does shampoo count for watching behind the ears?
patrick
Aug. 4th, 2006 04:01 am (UTC)
I don't see why shampoo wouldn't clean that, but I was thinking more of if it was a conscience effort while showering.
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