“Hey, guess what!
My phone is totally working now. Isn't that great!
This is good news because I can talk to people again, and you can talk to me and I can do dodgeball and I don't have to be floating and not knowing what's going on at my new part time job I got at the Seattle Weekly.
So happy days are here again.
And this was my inaugural test phone call to make sure I was getting signal.
So my phones working. Check it out!”