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Adult-Entertainment Industry Donates $100,000 In Charity Sex To Hurricane Victims



VAN NUYS, CA—Citing the need for a "nationwide outpouring of love," the American Adult Entertainment Foundation announced Monday that it will donate $100,000 worth of charity sex to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. "We have truckloads of willing, wild, and wet porn-industry professionals heading to refugee centers right now to take it in every hole from Katrina survivors," said AAEF spokeslut Vivica Vixxxen. "We're ready for a no-holes-barred orgy of disaster-relief action." Vixxxen added: "Of course, we'll wait until the victims are rehydrated and rested up enough to manage it."
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misskarin
Oct. 5th, 2005 02:28 am (UTC)
A few years back, Sugars (topless) ran a fundraiser and chose a neighborhood church to donate the funds to ...
the church turned it down hahahaha

At first I couldnt imagine why theyd turned it down. It was many thousands of dollars and this church was raising funds to repair their sanctuary ... but I guess the elders decided that they didnt need the money that bad.

To this day I dont know where the money ended up going.
It struck me as funny.
Fucking religious nutjobs!
patrick
Oct. 5th, 2005 03:47 am (UTC)
Although we might think it's silly to turn away money, I am sure the elders were worried about taking money from a "questionable" source like that.

Politians would most likely do a similar sort of thing.
misskarin
Oct. 7th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
politicians would never take money from a suspicious source, eva!
johnnynooooo
Oct. 6th, 2005 12:50 am (UTC)
damn, if only I was a Katrina survivor!
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