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Libra:
If it isn't a flirty
birdie landing on
your birdhouse!
And nibbling your
bird feed!

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jizosh
Jul. 14th, 2005 02:57 am (UTC)
Libra
There is a proverb from the American culture of the early 21st century that I'd like to run by you, Libra: "Never reveal all you know, confess everything you feel, show how much you care, or give all you have." According to my astrological analysis, this is the worst possible advice you could receive in order to thrive in the coming weeks. In fact, if it were up to me, you'd do just the opposite. I understand if you can't bring yourself to do that, especially if you're an American. Nonetheless, that's what would be good for you.
jennith
Jul. 14th, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC)
Libra
Hey! I'm a libra too - 9/25, we should have like a party or something. So this morning in front of my house there were like 50 finches all hangin out in our plum tree flying around 'n stuff. But I dont think they were interested in seed or bird houses. I think they were having the sex.
patrick
Jul. 14th, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC)
Re: Libra
Sweet, word up to the libra posse! I agree that we should have a party. That would be fun.

When birds have sex, they have a crazy group orgy? That's kinda wierd.
jennith
Jul. 14th, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
Gettin Layed
Maybe not, but to a dumb human like me the vigorous tweeting, wing flapping, and tree shaking sure looked like bird sex.
patrick
Jul. 14th, 2005 08:41 pm (UTC)
Re: Gettin Layed
It sounds like a reasonable assumption to me. If not the actual sex, then maybe some sort of party leading up to the sex.
jennith
Jul. 14th, 2005 09:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Gettin Layed
Fowlplay?
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