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I am the best lover ever!

I have decided to make my life more interesting by creating a fictional
account of how I broke my tailbone. I was talking to a customer at work and
she suggested that I tell people that I broke it while skiing or
snowboarding. I think that is a pretty good idea because then, at least,
I'm not some dumb drunk who fell down the stairs.

In general, I think I'm too truthful. I should really lie about things more
often.
Isn't that really what being confident about yourself is, anyways? Being
able to lie convincingly?

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roark
Jan. 26th, 2005 02:00 am (UTC)
Beat this, drunk boy.

I broke my tailbone last February while playing roller hockey. It was hilarious. I was in this league, and I wasn't playing so well (except sometimes). Both of my skates flew out from under me one night, and I landed on my ass SNAP! I played the rest of the game, thinking my ass felt strangely numb. Then it hurt like hell in the coming days. Sat on a donut, took 'er easy, and it healed.

Ok so that's my true story. If I was gonna lie about it, I'd say I was having this amazing orgy with some models, and I slipped off the bed during this particularly kinky maneuver.
endquote
Jan. 26th, 2005 03:49 am (UTC)
I have a friend who did actually get some ribs broken during a particularly kinky maneuver. They win mad points from me.

But I understand, sir Pat. It's like how nothing that remarkable happened to me while I was in Europe, so I should make up a bunch of stories about me doing coke off the asses of 19yo French girls that speak no English other than "harder!"
patrick
Jan. 26th, 2005 08:44 am (UTC)
I need to be doing something to 19yo French girls asses...
ddelapp
Jan. 26th, 2005 02:08 am (UTC)
I think that's an excellent idea.

devon_lies
patrick
Jan. 26th, 2005 05:10 am (UTC)
best idea ever
johnnynooooo
Jan. 27th, 2005 01:15 am (UTC)
yes. only you have to lie convincingly to yourself.
patrick
Jan. 27th, 2005 04:26 am (UTC)
I'm trying to teach myself to be more gulible when I tell myself how awesome I am.
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