my uterus hurts
it needs babies in it
then maybe it'll shut up
EAT SOME BABIES, UTERTUS
YOU WHINEY BASTARD
your uterus eats babies? that's creepy
yeah but only because i tell them they're almond roca...
my uterus doesn'y really know what almond roca looks like, so yanno, i take
advantage of that.
Maybe I should start telling people that my penis is almond roca flavored.
You think that would make me more popular?
i know I'D fall for it
oh wait no i wouldn't
I won't let you crush my spirits.
so are we hanging out tonight?
i have plans with mom after work but she has to be somewhere by 7.
so i'm free after that.
ok, tell your mommy happy birthday for me.
will do, suckerrrrrr.
tell your mom that my penis is almond roca flavored for me!
omg i will kill your face
oh come on, i'm just trying to make sure she has a happy birthday. haha