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From: goldfischegirl

my uterus hurts
it needs babies in it
then maybe it'll shut up

EAT SOME BABIES, UTERTUS
YOU WHINEY BASTARD

From: patrick

your uterus eats babies? that's creepy

From: goldfischegirl

yeah but only because i tell them they're almond roca...

my uterus doesn'y really know what almond roca looks like, so yanno, i take
advantage of that.

-ash

From: patrick

Maybe I should start telling people that my penis is almond roca flavored.
You think that would make me more popular?

From: goldfischegirl

definetly yes
i know I'D fall for it




oh wait no i wouldn't

From: patrick

I won't let you crush my spirits.

From: goldfischegirl

so are we hanging out tonight?
i have plans with mom after work but she has to be somewhere by 7.
so i'm free after that.

From: patrick

ok, tell your mommy happy birthday for me.

From: goldfischegirl

will do, suckerrrrrr.

From: patrick

tell your mom that my penis is almond roca flavored for me!

From: goldfischegirl

omg i will kill your face
watch out

From: patrick

oh come on, i'm just trying to make sure she has a happy birthday. haha

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goldfischegirl
Jan. 12th, 2005 04:22 am (UTC)
HAHAHA OH MY WHO ARE THESE KIDS THEY SHOULD START A COMEDY SHOW THEY ARE SO FUNNY I JUST WET MYSELF AND THEN SLIPPED IN IT AND FELL ON A STEAK KNIFE NOW THAT:S COMEDY
patrick
Jan. 12th, 2005 04:28 am (UTC)
omg, i totally should have set up a friends filter so that you couldn't see this post. i am a failure!
rhodaborealis
Jan. 12th, 2005 03:43 pm (UTC)
why hide it?
now we all know that you want to do my mom!
i'm so telling on you!
patrick
Jan. 12th, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
maybe I should just tell her myself. that would give me a much better chance of actually doing it.
rhodaborealis
Jan. 13th, 2005 02:09 pm (UTC)
hahaha
gross
patrick
Jan. 16th, 2005 03:11 am (UTC)
Re: hahaha
I love your family. Ain't no one else I could joke like this with. :)
rhodaborealis
Jan. 17th, 2005 09:59 am (UTC)
Re: hahaha
hahahaha.
let's hope no one is as twistedly funny as us.
patrick
Jan. 22nd, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC)
Re: hahaha
If we do find someone, we should skin them and then wear their skins and then we can be them and they will no longer be outdoing us!
rhodaborealis
Jan. 23rd, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
Re: hahaha
Ok, but we should clean the skins first.
Nothing worse than wearing dirty skins.
All bloody and...bloody.
Just not pretty.
And you know me,
I like to be pretty.
patrick
Jan. 24th, 2005 12:47 am (UTC)
Re: hahaha
It would be beautiful. Kinda like the movie 'Face-Off'. hehe.

I like pretty. It's better then the opposite.
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