The Greatest Fucking Genius of All Time (patrick) wrote,
The Greatest Fucking Genius of All Time
patrick

email me at work!

All you people who never emailed me at work, see what you are missing!


From: goldfischegirl

my uterus hurts
it needs babies in it
then maybe it'll shut up

EAT SOME BABIES, UTERTUS
YOU WHINEY BASTARD

From: patrick

your uterus eats babies? that's creepy

From: goldfischegirl

yeah but only because i tell them they're almond roca...

my uterus doesn'y really know what almond roca looks like, so yanno, i take
advantage of that.

-ash

From: patrick

Maybe I should start telling people that my penis is almond roca flavored.
You think that would make me more popular?

From: goldfischegirl

definetly yes
i know I'D fall for it




oh wait no i wouldn't

From: patrick

I won't let you crush my spirits.

From: goldfischegirl

so are we hanging out tonight?
i have plans with mom after work but she has to be somewhere by 7.
so i'm free after that.

From: patrick

ok, tell your mommy happy birthday for me.

From: goldfischegirl

will do, suckerrrrrr.

From: patrick

tell your mom that my penis is almond roca flavored for me!

From: goldfischegirl

omg i will kill your face
watch out

From: patrick

oh come on, i'm just trying to make sure she has a happy birthday. haha
Tags: ashley
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