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A customer just called me Ma'am-Sir

Welcome to the Zoo. On your left, you will see zebras and lions. On your
right, you will see the penguins. Be care here. Sometimes animals escape
because of carelessness. We haven't had any injuries or deaths because of
this in at least 30 years, but that doesn't mean we should stop being
careful. Accidents happen and it would be sad if they happened to you.

Be mindful of those around you. Please respect their space so that we are
not stepping on each others toes. Be sure to double check your work. The
less errors made, the better. There is a balance that should be maintained
between you and your environment. Don't let it control you, but you
shouldn't control it either.

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llarian
Dec. 1st, 2004 10:35 pm (UTC)
Only in Kenya
patrick
Dec. 2nd, 2004 02:46 am (UTC)
Only better
There is no penguins in Kenya.
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