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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

Sex Toy Shuts Airport

Heh, I just watched part of Fight Club last night on tv!

I also left my cell phone at Nick and Kori's last night. Oops.

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bostonsteamer
Oct. 4th, 2004 02:55 pm (UTC)
Man, I know there's a moral in here somewhere. Perhaps in the intersetion of "Put on your glasses before running outside to kill a chicken if you can't tell the difference between a chicken neck and your schlong," "Use that little button thingy to keep your underwear fly closed," and "Always keep your dog well fed"
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