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I went to taco bell today to get lunch. I bought myself a burrito from that
new 'full' menu, which is selling on the idea that these are bigger food
items and are a great deal. All I got from there was the most upset stomach
I have ever gotten from eating taco bell food, though. This saddens me. I
wonder, was it me that changed or was it the quality of the food that has
changed? Or maybe I needed to be drinking a Mountain Dew instead of water.
The Mountain Dew helps your stomach break down the taco meat and beans,
which are normally too difficult for stomach acids to break down. And I bet
you thought that drinking Mountain Dew was bad for you, too!

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tame_the_cunt
Jul. 31st, 2004 12:26 am (UTC)
My ceramics teacher in high school told me that Taco Bell uses the lowest possible standard for their meat that they can. He said it's just one grade above dog food.

Of course, I still eat Taco Bell, but I just thought it was an interesting little fact.
patrick
Aug. 4th, 2004 07:20 pm (UTC)
Oh man, if dog food is below the stuff served at taco bell, i pity the dogs!
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patrick
Aug. 4th, 2004 07:18 pm (UTC)
they did? mexi fries are the bomb, though! I know that some places had never served the mexi fries, but to completely remove it from the menu is foolish.

Taco Time at least still has them.
freakaroo
Jul. 31st, 2004 10:01 am (UTC)
kiddo,althoguh Mountain Dew is the greatest drink ever made, for guys a lot is not a good thing...it lowers your sperm count :)
patrick
Aug. 4th, 2004 07:16 pm (UTC)
The urban rumor is that yellow 5 does that, so mountain dew and yellow m&ms are bad according to that theory.

snopes says it's false, though.
almosttruth
Jul. 31st, 2004 09:03 pm (UTC)
GIMMIE BACK MY MEXIE NUGZ!!

What the hell is up with their new potato thingies? ick.
patrick
Aug. 4th, 2004 07:13 pm (UTC)
i don't know, but it's three flavors of gross!
a_heresey
Aug. 4th, 2004 02:48 pm (UTC)
Your Mountain Due factiod is enlightning. Is it really true?
patrick
Aug. 4th, 2004 07:13 pm (UTC)
I hope so!
_glittervomit
Aug. 5th, 2004 07:21 pm (UTC)
Hey : )

I saw your post in [Bad username: happytreefriends] and I just love your cuddles icon; I was wondering if I could borrow it, I would definitly credit you... if thats alright with you?
patrick
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:08 pm (UTC)
go for it. credit isn't even a big deal.
_glittervomit
Aug. 5th, 2004 08:16 pm (UTC)
really? Oh my goodness, thanks - you really made my day
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