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Thank god I find myself amusing

While in conversation with friends last night, we came up with a replacement for "a cheap little tart". I can't for the life of me remember what that was.

Hey, while I have your attention, does anyone have any depressingly uninteresting friends that wouldn't like me at all that I can go on a blind date with? Usually when people ask something like that, the normal response is something along the lines of "you wouldn't like any of my friends" or "I don't know any interesting people", but since I'm not looking for anyone that is interesting or even someone that I would really like for that matter, it shouldn't matter, right?

haha

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endquote
Jun. 1st, 2004 07:39 pm (UTC)
I have lots of uninteresting friends, but you already know them all. =p
subdivide
Jun. 1st, 2004 07:46 pm (UTC)
i hate you.
endquote
Jun. 1st, 2004 07:54 pm (UTC)
...only because I used the joke before you had a chance.
patrick
Jun. 1st, 2004 08:09 pm (UTC)
haha, oh snap!
sidspencer
Jun. 1st, 2004 08:10 pm (UTC)
let me poll my female fiends. how blind should it be? can i at least tell them you look kinda like willam t riker?
endquote
Jun. 1st, 2004 08:50 pm (UTC)
I'm thinking kelkesh.
subdivide
Jun. 1st, 2004 09:22 pm (UTC)
he already knows cheryl.
sammay
Jun. 1st, 2004 10:04 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

he suggested cheryl.

thats fucking funny.
sidspencer
Jun. 1st, 2004 10:34 pm (UTC)
heh. i'd been wondering who the hell kelkesh was.
patrick
Jun. 2nd, 2004 12:33 am (UTC)
I know her! She slept with my roommate!
endquote
Jun. 2nd, 2004 12:43 am (UTC)
Oh, lame.

Was she any good?
patrick
Jun. 2nd, 2004 12:45 am (UTC)
Gossip Central
I don't know. But she was hanging out with him one night and was still hanging around the next morning. I don't pry much more than that.
endquote
Jun. 2nd, 2004 01:00 am (UTC)
Re: Gossip Central
Well that means he was good, at least.
patrick
Jun. 2nd, 2004 01:04 am (UTC)
Re: Gossip Central
he does manage to be popular with the ladies.
patrick
Jun. 2nd, 2004 12:31 am (UTC)
hahah, but I've died my hair red and I'm keeping myself clean shaven right now.

but you can tell them whatever you want. just don't scare them away. :P
herbaliser
Jun. 1st, 2004 08:19 pm (UTC)
See, I have no friends who are a) female b) single c) uninteresting. I vaguely know some single boring girls but, you know, I don't really think I could hook them up with anyone.

And then there are the strippers.
caseyplusplus
Jun. 1st, 2004 08:40 pm (UTC)
You should totally set him up with a stripper.
patrick
Jun. 2nd, 2004 12:33 am (UTC)
hahah, the stripers are the best! top of the broken list.
tacofordinner
Jun. 1st, 2004 10:09 pm (UTC)
You can go out with my mom! Move to California and we'll hang out! I'm lonely here, kid.
patrick
Jun. 2nd, 2004 12:37 am (UTC)
haha, your mom! great idea. heh

hugs for you.
sporkly
Jun. 1st, 2004 11:04 pm (UTC)
You should try...
patrick
Jun. 2nd, 2004 01:01 am (UTC)
Re: You should try...
ok, i'll introduce myself in her journal.
llarian
Jun. 2nd, 2004 01:14 am (UTC)
Re: You should try...
Damn dude. You got balls of steel...

I am teh jealous, I would never post something like that.
patrick
Jun. 2nd, 2004 01:20 am (UTC)
Re: You should try...
I've got nothing to lose.
llarian
Jun. 2nd, 2004 02:17 am (UTC)
Re: You should try...
Ya know, there's a lot of wisdom in that...
quent
Jun. 2nd, 2004 09:21 am (UTC)
Wolverines retarded cousin.
patrick
Jun. 2nd, 2004 07:11 pm (UTC)
Yea, it actually wasn't as good as I thought. Nevermind!
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patrick
Jun. 3rd, 2004 07:37 am (UTC)
Re: Pssst!
I updated my address for you. It is now current.
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