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i was so drunk tonight that I was posting in the wrong journal and didn't know it. There was a big party here tonight. i don' tknow how to work the big parties and i feel like a disapointment. oh well...

patr0ck.

I was told that I'm a "sweet guy" by random girls. why can't I break that curse? I don't want to be the "sweet guy" because I would rather get laid.

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baroof
Apr. 25th, 2004 03:27 am (UTC)
ugh. I hate that crap. next time, throw something against the wall every time someone says that. chicks dig a badass.
patrick
Apr. 25th, 2004 03:32 am (UTC)
I think I need to punch someone in the face.
sammay
Apr. 25th, 2004 09:07 am (UTC)
dude, seriously. you and i should chat sometime on the nice guy phenomenon.

also, we have a date for some 32" smash brothersness.

AND IF YOU STAND ME UP, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE, AND I WILL CUT YOU.
patrick
Apr. 25th, 2004 12:45 pm (UTC)
SMASH BROS!!@#!@#
32" of goodness!

I won't stand you up, we just need to make plans for it.
sammay
Apr. 25th, 2004 03:07 pm (UTC)
right on. you can be introduced to trebek and the jukebox :)

sopranos has me spoken for tonight. we'll see. im mostly off early evening this week.
pushshove
Apr. 25th, 2004 02:23 pm (UTC)
And fuck the both of you for not inviting me. *stabbing motions*
patrick
Apr. 25th, 2004 02:31 pm (UTC)
you want to play smash bros too? perfect! We just need one more person and there is four player madness!
sammay
Apr. 25th, 2004 03:08 pm (UTC)
louise you are hereby invited to come over and play smashbrothersmelee with me and patrick.

and you should be going to the belle n sebastian show with me. if it wasnt so expensive. like the stupid air show.
pushshove
Apr. 25th, 2004 03:11 pm (UTC)
Thanks, but I don't play Smash Brothers Melee with with losers who leave their garbage all around my nice clean bedroom.

Jerk. :)
sammay
Apr. 25th, 2004 03:44 pm (UTC)
good. you probably suck anyway :)
patrick
Apr. 25th, 2004 10:35 pm (UTC)
Well, we will have to find something else to do, like eat tacos or something.
sidspencer
Apr. 25th, 2004 09:54 am (UTC)
party? and no one invited me? :(
patrick
Apr. 25th, 2004 12:34 pm (UTC)
It was pretty sudden and I tried posting in my journal to announce it, but it was already late and then I posted to the wrong journal. oops.
ddelapp
Apr. 25th, 2004 09:55 am (UTC)
being an asshole is a viable start to dispelling the air of any "sweet guy" indications. insulting the girl instead of complimenting seems to work. general crassness is like honey to them flies.
patrick
Apr. 25th, 2004 12:36 pm (UTC)
Insult them and then ignore them. That's how it works, I think.
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patrick
Apr. 25th, 2004 12:35 pm (UTC)
I understand the ladder theory. I know how it works once that relationship is created. I'm not good at creating that first impression correctly.
jeffr
Apr. 25th, 2004 01:08 pm (UTC)
Women often mistake arrogance for confidence. If you can't muster up much of the latter, try going for the former.

Depressing, isn't it. I was once a nice guy. It worked out similarly for me. Once I got sort of bitter about things, they worked out much better. It sort of makes sense though. There is a fine line between being a 'nice guy' and being 'pathetic'. Women seem to mostly be impressed with confidence. Assholes tend to have success because, as I mentioned, arrogance is often mistaken for confidence.

You don't have to be a jackass. Just try not to be emo.
patrick
Apr. 25th, 2004 02:29 pm (UTC)
Haha, I get totally emo when I'm drunk.
pushshove
Apr. 25th, 2004 02:22 pm (UTC)
Girls think you're the sweet guy because of your approach. Having only met you the one time, at a party, I feel like I'm a in pretty good place to assert my opinions on this.

Patrick, we had a conversation at a party. You listened to what I was saying, didn't treat my breasts like the new exhibit at SAM, and had interesting and intelligent things to say.

If you want to get laid, ignore the girls unless you're objectifying them and talk incessantly about sports.
patrick
Apr. 25th, 2004 02:42 pm (UTC)
That's the best advice I've gotten yet!

The problem is that's not who I am. And when I'm at a party and am drunk, I really default to who I naturally am.

I guess I just need to fake it more.
pushshove
Apr. 25th, 2004 03:00 pm (UTC)
OOOOR, you could take steroids. 'Roid rage is HOTTTTTT!! Irrational mood swings + overt aggression =sexaysexay.
subdivide
Apr. 25th, 2004 06:16 pm (UTC)
actually i think better advice is... after meeting someone you're interested in, and having this intelligent and stimulating conversation, say "hey, why don't we go out for coffee (dinner, tea, drugs, drinking) sometime? can i get your number (or your email)?"

i know i'm a sucker for people who are just straightforward. it's not that you have to be an asshole at ALL, it's that you have to be upfront and show your interest. girls don't like to jump on the nice and intelligent guys without some sort of hint that the interest is reciprocated. straight out of the 1940's, but gender roles are still alive and well.

g'luck :P
patrick
Apr. 25th, 2004 10:42 pm (UTC)
I have always had pretty good success when i pull the nerve up and be straight forward about things.

It's an easy idea, but I have a hard time doing it.
arkham_asylum
Apr. 26th, 2004 08:15 am (UTC)
You could always resort to my good friend..ROOFIES!! They work wonders.They won't suspect a thing..till they are lying in your bed and can't move!
patrick
Apr. 26th, 2004 06:24 pm (UTC)
Yea, the roofies idea worked great last weekend.
(Anonymous)
May. 2nd, 2004 04:33 pm (UTC)
you seem like a gay guy. not a sweet guy. homo!
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