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Phone Post: Wimmens love the Patr0ck

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“Oh my goodness, we're at Dantes and Violent Femmes are playing now.

[All begin singing "Blister In The Sun" with occasional shouts from ladies who are clearly pawing Patr0ck's clothes from his body. Whenever he sings about his big hands, the honeys all scream. It's quite clear this phone post was made mid-orgy.]

Oh, and my cigarette just got ash on the table. And I don't really know what to say. I'm drunk! [A female voice whispers: "Patrick's dong is gigantic."] I had Santorum shots tonight. [A woman hollers: "Patrick, put your pants back on!"] Oh my God! My pants are off. Uhm, fighting? [At this point, all the women begin to argue over who gets to take Patrick home.] Fighting penises! Oh, and I fought Quentin...in the alley...and I'm being led on in this conversation here 'cause I don't know what to say. Goodnight, says Laural.”

Transcribed by: multiple users

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melferburque
Dec. 9th, 2003 05:28 am (UTC)
sheeeeeit. that'll learn me to bag out on dante's....
patrick
Dec. 9th, 2003 01:05 pm (UTC)
Next time you will know better!
themouse
Dec. 9th, 2003 10:18 am (UTC)
Hahahahaha. And here I thought we were bugging you with our drunken calls. You're the best.
patrick
Dec. 9th, 2003 01:05 pm (UTC)
I'm never bothered by drunkin calls. They are lots of fun.
verybadlady
Dec. 9th, 2003 01:40 pm (UTC)
I love that Laural transcribed it and changed only the spelling of her name. :)
patrick
Dec. 9th, 2003 03:49 pm (UTC)
Yea, I noticed that. Good stuff. :)
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patrick
Dec. 9th, 2003 05:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Multiple changes.
I like your work on this post, though. Makes me look like a pimp.
verybadlady
Dec. 9th, 2003 09:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Multiple changes.
wow.
firelegend
Dec. 10th, 2003 09:18 am (UTC)
femmes rock
patrick
Dec. 11th, 2003 02:33 am (UTC)
totally. it's great.
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