The Greatest Fucking Genius of All Time (patrick) wrote,
The Greatest Fucking Genius of All Time
patrick

Phone Post: Wimmens love the Patr0ck

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“Oh my goodness, we're at Dantes and Violent Femmes are playing now.

[All begin singing "Blister In The Sun" with occasional shouts from ladies who are clearly pawing Patr0ck's clothes from his body. Whenever he sings about his big hands, the honeys all scream. It's quite clear this phone post was made mid-orgy.]

Oh, and my cigarette just got ash on the table. And I don't really know what to say. I'm drunk! [A female voice whispers: "Patrick's dong is gigantic."] I had Santorum shots tonight. [A woman hollers: "Patrick, put your pants back on!"] Oh my God! My pants are off. Uhm, fighting? [At this point, all the women begin to argue over who gets to take Patrick home.] Fighting penises! Oh, and I fought Quentin...in the alley...and I'm being led on in this conversation here 'cause I don't know what to say. Goodnight, says Laural.”

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